This time however things were a little different. Instead of Freddie sticking the wooden piece of the gate in his eye and laying there all dramatic like he usually does. He decided for some reason that he was breaking out!
"Come on Gloria!" "I'm breaking us outta here!"
"Nom, nom, nom....get up and help, Gloria."
"I'm telling, Freddie."
"Grrrr,grrrrr.....pfffft...aahhhh...yuk!"
"Whoa!" "Geez, Gloria!" "Did you fart over here!"
"It's hard to get good help anymore." sigh!
ha ha, naughty fred. that was a great way to start my morning :) XXX
ReplyDeleteAh Freddie, there's some real good mischief for other dogs to learn from! Top marks *waggy tail*
ReplyDeletelol, every photo captures beautifully the imagination and excitement of the 'Great Escape' or should I say 'attempted'.
ReplyDeleteOh Freddie - where there's a will there's a way and big teeth help too. We've managed to knock down one of our gates - woo hoo :-)woofs and licks from Magic xx
ReplyDeleteTo bad your sister wouldnt help, your combined waits could certainly knock it down!
ReplyDeleteUrban Hounds
Woof! Woof! Oh No! Maybe Next time. Happy Monday Mischief! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteGood try Freddie!! You almost had it there!
ReplyDeleteIf you were just a bit smaller Fred, freedom would have been yours! Maybe next week. :)
ReplyDeletethe brown dawgs
Hey Freddie, Jet here. Man, sometimes you can't get good help nowadays! Good effort, dude.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Tiffy's best friend is a Basset just like you:)
ReplyDeleteYour friend,
Tiffy the Yorkie
Nice work, Freddie! This post made my assistant and I giggle!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Great job Freddie. What cracks me up the most about this post is. You can tell we are bloggers because the first thing we do is grab the camera and start taking pictures. BOL How can we be made at them when we are laughing our heads off snapping pictures. Sniffs, The HoundDogs and Mom
ReplyDeleteGloria Farted at Fred... Gloria Farted at Fred...
ReplyDeleteFreddie if I am ever behind bars anywhere I'm callin' you to come bust me out. Bring Gloria, she could fart to disable he captors to give you time to bust me out.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Go Fred Go! I'll nose-bop it for you!
ReplyDeleteOh this made me giggle!! You have quite the pair. So love reading your posts.
ReplyDeleteGreat job! You'll be out in no time!
ReplyDeleteYou poor thing Freddie - Gloria's not much of an accomplice, hey?! She doesn't help, says she's gonna tell and then Farts!! :) Just as well you love her :)
ReplyDeleteGood try though fellow Mischief Maker,
Your pal Snoopy :)
Oh my goodness! That is some serious mischief!
ReplyDeleteTamara + Rupert
Oh Fred you are trying so hard! I think you need a bone to nom on while you wait to get out of the clink.
ReplyDeleteFreddie we deduct that you never did break out of there! Too bad Gloria did not help you! Maybe next time! Your mom sure makes those floors shine!
ReplyDeleteNina, Myshka, Sasha, Betsy, Lucy, Phoebe and Lily
I have escape artists, too, although mine just throws his tiny little body against the gate in the hopes of knocking it down. (He usually succeeds. Dachshunds are stronger than they look!)
ReplyDeleteGuess you were meant to stay put. Better luck next time.
ReplyDeleteDoggy Kisses,
Tanner
Bwahahahaha! I needed this as my two new dogs careen around the house. Drool? Great Pyrs DROOL, too - oh, my!
ReplyDeleteFred Try sad Eyes and whinning... you know...Psychological warfare. Didn't you see the Great Escape, tunneling doesn't work they all got caught.
ReplyDeleteOh Fred, your face is priceless on these photos, makes us want to help you break out!
ReplyDeleteSlobbers
Hehehehehe I couldn't stop laughing looking at your face, Fred! Priceless!! :)
ReplyDeleteHey freddie we all have eaten many gates...Now they use metal:(
ReplyDeleteBig sisters...they live to tell tales, and fart!!!
ReplyDeleteNice try, Fred! Too bad your sister ratted you out!
ReplyDeleteBette luck next time, Freddie!
ReplyDeleteBOL Fred is a riot!
ReplyDeleteDachshund Nola
So silly! Those dogs will try anything.
ReplyDeleteBOL!!!! You are one funny guy trying to break out of jail!! Next time, I will bake you a Doggy Bisquit ,,wiff a file inside, that will work mucho better and be less harmful on your toofers!
ReplyDeleteNot very sneaky, was he?
ReplyDeleteWatch out, Fred. You might end up with splinters between your teeth!
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
Hi Y'all,
ReplyDeleteYour too funny Freddie!
Just stopped by to catch up on your happenings and say hello! Have a great week!
Y'all come back now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
So Funny, love the last photo.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, oh Freddie! You make me laugh. Being in the kitchen can't be that bad; that's where all the food is! ;]
ReplyDeleteOh Freddie. You brought back a funny memory. R did that when he was a puppy on a "baby gate". He chewed a hole just big enough for him and slipped through. It's very funny to look at the hole now (it's tiny) because R would never fit!
ReplyDeleteGreat photos, Freddie!
I love these pictures! Specially the one where you have your head stuck almost to the fence... hilarious. The chubby cheeks and long ears are always a source of entertainment.
ReplyDeleteBOL!!! Freddie you crack me up!!
ReplyDelete~Higgins
That's just hilarious. He got tired of doing the bite-a-thon that he eventually gave up. I really thought he was going to succeed on the second attempt.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, BM, did you buy that gate thing? Is it attached to your wall? May I know what it is called? And secondly, can those be purchased on a hardware store?
Huggies and Cheese,
Haopee
It's just a wooden baby gate. You can get it in the baby section of any dept. store. I think we got ours at Wal-mart. We did attach it to the wall and I'm sure you should be able to get them at the hardware store. :)
DeleteFreddie, a good strong chomp down on that thing will probably do it. I know you can break out of there.
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