Disturbing Incident

WARNING- Some people may find this story offensive!

Yes, it's about Freddie. Who the heck did ya think it was gonna be about? Before I get to the "incident" though, take a look at this face



That's not just a face only a mother could love,that's a face everyone can love. Let me stress that on Freddie's "down" time he is the sweetest, most lovable, cuddly basset hound you could ever meet. He loves to give hugs and snuggle. He likes to give kisses too, but since he licks his own pee......yeah...that's not gonna happen! Yes, he thinks the world revolves around him. But why not with a face like that! So, now that you know just how sweet and lovable Freddie is........here have another look at that innocent face



I'll tell you about the "incident".

When I took Freddie for his walk last night (I would of wrote about it then but I was a too traumatized at the time) he did something I've never seen any dog do before. I don't really know how to say it, I don't think there is any polite way, so I'm just going to say it. Here goes.......Freddie humped a snowbank. Yep! That's right a snowbank! There I said it. He climbed halfway up a snowbank to have a poop; his weenie popped out and when it touched the side of the snowbank, he started to hump it. It was quite the sight! How he could poop and hump at the same time was beyond me, but he did it. At first I think I was in denial and I thought he was having some sort of spasm or something. Then it dawned on me "Oh My God!" I looked around quickly and thanked God that it was dark out and there was no one around. I quickly cleaned up the poop and scurried away with Freddie, leaving a gaping hole in the side of the snow bank. How disgusting is that! Then as it really hit me I started to laugh, actually I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. My basset hound violated a snow bank!

Here. Here's another innocent picture of lovable Freddie to help you get that image out of your head.



March the 21st can't come quick enough for poor frustrated Fred. Right now he's just a desperate horny teen. I mean, how desperate was that! So, once he is snipped and all the snow is gone Gloria will be here and Freddies world will be all settled around! Chin up Fred, we're all here for you!