Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Freddies' Take on His Surgery
What the heck just happened?
Where did I go this morning?
How did I get home?
Why do I feel so funny and WHERE THE F#*CK ARE MY BALLS!!
Okay, don't panic Freddie Boy.......
Maybe I just need to lay down for a bit until I'm a little more clear headed.
Well, that sure didn't help.
Now my freakin' eye is swelled and I still have no balls!
Momma.....what did you do to me?
You know what.....just forget it!
Bring me another martini and keep 'em coming!!
It's gonna be a long day!
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